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Who wants my social security number!? I know I would like to know it. I’m thinking it’s going to be important. But I don’t get why people even need it. Old people can stink and I’m in L.A.
Today isn’t so bad, stealing internet is illegal and I’m not doing it right now, I’m connected at my aunts house you dumb shits? Now who wants the ip address and login password so you can hack me!? I know I don’t… And so far if you haven’t noticed, I’m just typing a bunch of shit so my friend ze bobby bird (lol I typed it in separately so he will bitch about it later) thinks I’m contributing for the site. Holy shit! by doing anything with the site I’m contributing! Fuck! this totally defeats the purpose of doing anything! Ok well I guess I’ll just go do something else meanwhile.

Guitar Hero and Rock Band! Two totally awesome games for those who want to seem cool because they can only pretend they can play an instrument!
(I play guitar and am pretty good at it just so you know)

Peace Bitches!

Editor’s Note:
Please avoid spelling my user name with spaces as this will result in an instant sticky grenade so far up your ass you’ll be able to spit it out.

After reading Smilie’s talk about communism and the rest of the world (if you havent read it, please read it.) I talked to him and i was like “DUDE!” and he was like “Dude?” and then i said “…dude…“and he was all like “dude!” and then i said “you spilt the beans dude” and he was like “dude?” and i was like “now they are gonna…” and then we saw Vladimir Putin and Sarah Palin right outside our fortress of platitude so we went down-stairs into the bomb proof torture dungeon bomb shelter and i was like “great, now uncle sam, uncle vlad, and uncle cracker are out to get us.” and smiles was like, “uncle cracker, what does he have to do with this?” and i said “i took a shit in his coffee machine…”

So then smiles questioned me about why we had a torture chamber in the fortress of platitude, and i said it was to keep people quiet about Bruce Cheney’s secret identity. And then he said that he was ok with the concept of the dungeon/bomb shelter, but said that it could no longer be called the fortress of platitude because it was no longer flat and i said i only called it that because of the decor, and he said that he thought it was only so that the estate of superman would not sue us.
Well, it looks like sarah palin and her shotgun, the premier and his vlad, the bloods and there rap, and bristol palin and her pre-marital sex thought we weren’t home and have just walked out the door. and i need to go get a bucket to clean up the beans smilie spilled.

Well communism is always a debatable issue. One day Zebobbybird, my bestest buddy in the whole wide world and I were going to go watch Religulous at the local theater and such and our conversation eventually led to talking about commies and their advantages and disadvantages. We led on about this for quite a while, I even remember spilling some mustard on my shirt (fucking hot dog wouldn’t take it!), anywho, we got into the big screen place (I forget what the room is called, fucking drugs, I need to lay off a bit) and we continued on for like half an hour more, and I could feel the tension in the air from the bystanders who don’t like to mind their own fucking business because their lives are too fucking boring, and yea. But have you ever noticed how the communist color is red and so is the republicans!? I think not, I’m probably the one who pointed it out to you just now. I mean, they’re fucking taking over the world man! the republicans want us to believe that they absolutely loath and despise the communist just so they wont blow their cover! THEY’RE WORKING FOR THEM!!! Next thing you know Russia is going to go back to being communist and they’re going to go over to Palin’s house for a party every weekend! And what do the normal, non communist people going to do about it? Well the answer my friend is absolutely nothing. This is because they obviously are in deep and us democrats don’t know about it yet wink, wink, nudge, nudge. And don’t even make me start on the gangbanging side, they’re fucking taking over man! Now I think I’ll just go hide somewhere, or maybe I should because republican and corrupt it from the inside! I just hope they don’t give you some bullshit communist/republican/bloodz test, that would be a little extreme… but now I just want some more green tea, made with MY special leaves wink, wink, nudge, nudge (insert period blood here)—>.<—
(the arrows are pointing to the period i put there, indicating the end of the statement period

It’s been a while since I posted anything on here, and zebobbybird is getting all anal about how he’s doing all the work and what not, bitching to me at school henceforth not letting me sit down and enjoy my luncheon at the table, so here we go…

Recently I have been thinking about how full of shit Halo 3 is (I play it online a lot, like hella) and it’s always pissing me off. I would swear the engine running that game must be called bullshitron by bullshits inc. And bungie really needs to fix the kill from the grave timer and the beatdowns so that when an opponent is coming at you head on guns a blazin’ and you melee him first and then a second later he melees you and he gets the kill doesn’t happen. This piece of shit programing can go suck a big fat walrus cock. I’m pretty sure some very unskilled, undomesticated monkeys can do a better job, it makes me want to transfer over to Cock of Duty: Modirn Gay Fuck Stupid (lol for those people who got it kudos to you).

So fuck you bungie and get your shit straight and stuff.

(JK Bungie, I love you! But please fix that)

Seriously, what the hell! as you guys know there are many things that just grip my nut sack with forceps, but this theme grips them with sharp claws! Its these super patriotic ass-hat, USA, you aint the only country! and you certainly aint the richest, or most powerful! So, here in america we have these assholes that think this is the only country in the world, these are the kind of dumbasses who decided to start calling french fries “Freedom Fries” to piss of the french, but wait, the fench dont even eat fucking fries! Damn! if anything we just did them a favor for convincing the last few idiots who though fries where from france to call them freedom fries, and separate that horrid dish from the french once and for all!
Another nice one is these guys that call the united states AMERICA, reffering to the america, the one and only america! Fuck you, on this website, you are US or USA! not America, if i use the term `merica i refer to the continent of america, or north america depending on context! calling the US america is like calling mexico the unites states! because mexico’s official name is The United States Of Mexico! or United Mexican States! Damn! i’ll think of more problems later on, and bring them up on an as needed basis.