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Pokemans!!

13 March 2011, 14:50

Blah Blah Blah, Just scroll down to the video if you don’t want to read
As you may have heard, lest you have spent the last week or so of your lackluster life under some sort of large object made of sediment and various compressed minerals, the two new versions of pokemon were recently released.
Versions Black and White, which were both released on March 6th (unless you live in japan, where you may have bought the game in mid 2010.) and feature awesome graphics (for the DS) and decent sound (for the DS) along with over 100 new pokemon to catch, train and send off to in illegal underground Torchic/Combusken fights (or Growlithe if you are Micheal Vick.)
Well, anyway, a friend of mine was playing Pokemon Black, while we were in class supposedly taking notes on a lecture about essays, and the game made me reminisce a bit about when i used play pokemon. I Stopped playing when there was still only 150. Yes, those were the good old days when the creators of pokemon were in cahoots with the satan. Remember that? Especially if your family was of spanish speaking origin, seriously, its like the only thing they talked about on the Univision News, and telemundo had its share too! Well, anyway, two days ago i was playing online, and someone started mic spamming funny shit. Among them, the Power Rangers intro, music from Super Mario Bros. 3 for the nintendo, and finally, this little beauty…


It has been a while since i laughed that hard.

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Virtual Dice

5 March 2011, 18:42

Virtual Dice is a small program we came up with for those times when a d20 is nowhere in sight.


To check it out just click on the image of the dice above.

Also, feel free to edit the crap out of that thing if you know javascript.

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News from Valve: LEFT 4 DEAD 2 announced! (ans some other shit...)

1 June 2009, 19:37

Today, l4d2 was announced, not much has been said aside from its release date, november 17.
here be the video!

L4D2 will feature more melee weapons including baseball bats and of course frying pans. more info at their website: l4d.com

Aside from that, i havent really looked into more info surrounding e3, but ill get on it in the far future.
Also, last week valve released the “Meet the Spy” team fortress 2 trailer, check it out, it might just be the best one so far:

Incase you have been living under a rock, or don’t have steam, new items include the Ambassador revolver, the Huntsman bow and arrows, a nice little way to keep the spies off your back, and of course, hats! lots and lots of really hard to get hats!
Here is the updates for tf2 web page: check it out navigate with the arrows at the top right corner where it says “day.”

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not today...

29 March 2009, 22:08

No Bullshitters today, since it was updated yesterday, however, i can’t leave here all alone and by yourself, so enjoy this valve video courtesy of gametrailers. I will admit it is a bit old, but its still kinda cool.
Anyway, check out these games, they are some of my favs. and if you have the pc version of team fortress 2 or counter-strike, you know my user name!
seriously if you dont, you dont visit that often.
anyway, enjoy!

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Nooberculosis

19 March 2009, 00:22

Nooberculosis is a disease, and unlike other diseases in the same family, such as tuberculosis, nooberculosis has only one cure, a good beating! there are hundreds of people with nooberculosis, often written as pwnd n00b, These people must be killed in the most brutal possible manner using whatever available. Using chainsawguns whilst in the cog army is a quick and easy way to put them out of their misery. Another excellent way to put them out of their misery is the extensive use of shotguns, and if that doesnt take them out, try adding a little melee to their face-soup! If not, try using some natasha, still not enough flame throwers burn all disease! But remember there are hundreds of these little seven year olds, if they are getting on your nerves add a little covenant plasma shit. Remember there is no magical vaccine that cures nooberculosis (unless said needles are tipped with poison) so take care out there, and dont let them get you, because there is nothing more shameful than death caused by noobs.

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