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The zombies are near! stock up on porn and lots and lots of tissues because we don’t have much time left! Here’s a video to prove it!

See!! They are real! I’m not crazy, I’m just paranoid! “Finished with my woman ‘cause she couldn’t help me with my mind, people think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time. All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify. Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh yeah. I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late” (Paranoid lyrics just so you know, by Black Sabbath!!)

Well this goes to show you that… Now where did I leave my zombie plan?… Oh right! I have it typed and saved onto my lappytop and I have a copy of it on my Flashy Drive so I’ll always have it! Yay! (That’s called being prepared.)

So right after HOUSE today, i noticed we had a new 24.

Wait, you mean people still watch this shit?
How is this possible, fox just pumping out the shit, i swear TV is getting worse by the minute, and what the hell is up with that Parks and Rec show on NBC its like the office without an office! then, of course, there is American Idol! Wait, i’,m going to rename this article.
Why the fuck havent they canceled this show, its like karaoke without booze! Damn! American Idol sucks, and anybody who disagrees takes it in some lower opening! Then these winners go off and make million dollar contracts for a talent half the human population possesses, meanwhile, real musicians who play real instruments, not that synthesizer crap. All the winners of american idol do is sing, and people still buy their fucking records?
Damn, that shit is like Kidz Bop, where they take good songs, and have some dumb-shit sing it! Fuck American Idol, it can go suck a hairy chode!
And if you disagree, feel free to leave a comment on the page, but dont blame me if some asshole makes fun of you for being a moron.

Thank you, and good night!

Today was mother’s day, and guess what, as usual i am pissed off. Maybe its the fact that all my fucking cat-5 cables are broken at the tips and i need to use duct tape to keep them hooked to the rest of my modem, or the coffee spilled on my ethernet card, maybe its the combination of stress and coffee, but hell, as usual i have something to bitch about! Here is a list of grievances that i have with mothers day!
1. It takes place in the same month as prom
Solution: Move it to nine months later, this way all those stupid bitches that were dumb enough to get knocked up can celebrate it.
2. Why so far from fathers day
Solution: make it one day, this way the imbecile that forgot to wear a condom has to deal with the issue
3. Celebrate mother hood, celebrate having kids? I thought we were already 60 years after the 50’s!
Solution: Motherhood is horrible, seriously. i a man, and even i can guess that pushing something the size of a watermelon through an opening the size of a cucumber must be painful. then you have to deal with that fucking watermelon till its 18! I say replace it with “beat the shit out of your kids” day! put them through the pain they put you through this year! You should also be able to beat your husband with your choice of a lead pipe or two-by-fours.
That about covers mother’s day.
Seriously it was a bitch to get my connection up again.

I came across an interesting question today, what would happen if god disappeared? This assumes a couple of things, but anyway, i came across a video that answered this question.
© Edward Current
After watching this, i hope you feel as informed as i do.

Well first off, this here is a guide to those of whom of which suck at life. Are you ready to start? Once started you may not stop… or slow down for that matter, so insert a new battery into your rectum if needed right now!!!. And make that shit bleed (no pun intended… well.. maybe just a little). !!!!

The first thing you need to do is… STOP SUCKING! If you can’t, dig a hole to crawl in and I’ll let your imagination do the rest. If you’re lacking creativity, that’s probably the reason that you suck and the solution is simple, smoke some major ass crondo yo!

The second thig is that it’s because of fuck ups like you that make this world the way that it is. I say you should go suck on a cock you pieces of shit, and get that tampon out of your ass, the solution is simple, stop putting stuff in your anus!

And finally, we come to our ultimate conclusion. All that you need to do is simple. Get a new life! Go believe is something crazy and stupid like reincarnation for instance, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come back as something not as sucky but I doubt it because you already suck ass. You’ll probably come back as a frog or toad or something.

Have a Rice day!