The zombies are near! stock up on porn and lots and lots of tissues because we don’t have much time left! Here’s a video to prove it!

See!! They are real! I’m not crazy, I’m just paranoid! “Finished with my woman ‘cause she couldn’t help me with my mind, people think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time. All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify. Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh yeah. I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late” (Paranoid lyrics just so you know, by Black Sabbath!!)

Well this goes to show you that… Now where did I leave my zombie plan?… Oh right! I have it typed and saved onto my lappytop and I have a copy of it on my Flashy Drive so I’ll always have it! Yay! (That’s called being prepared.)