Well first off, this here is a guide to those of whom of which suck at life. Are you ready to start? Once started you may not stop… or slow down for that matter, so insert a new battery into your rectum if needed right now!!!. And make that shit bleed (no pun intended… well.. maybe just a little). !!!!

The first thing you need to do is… STOP SUCKING! If you can’t, dig a hole to crawl in and I’ll let your imagination do the rest. If you’re lacking creativity, that’s probably the reason that you suck and the solution is simple, smoke some major ass crondo yo!

The second thig is that it’s because of fuck ups like you that make this world the way that it is. I say you should go suck on a cock you pieces of shit, and get that tampon out of your ass, the solution is simple, stop putting stuff in your anus!

And finally, we come to our ultimate conclusion. All that you need to do is simple. Get a new life! Go believe is something crazy and stupid like reincarnation for instance, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come back as something not as sucky but I doubt it because you already suck ass. You’ll probably come back as a frog or toad or something.

Have a Rice day!