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Today i saw “I’m a Celbrity, get me out of here” man i gota say, i have wiped my ass with things more profitable than that tv show (toilet paper is a billion dollar industry!) its like survivor but with a bunch of C-list celebrities, who the hell are these people, i only know the baldwins, and thats because no one likes them!
fuck, no wonder nbc is so far down the shitter they can smell turd!

And what the fuck is up with all reality shows having a female host who speaks in a fake british accent? seriously what the fuck, i just want to punch her in the kidney, is it like a requirement by law, why not pick some bitch with an accent that isn’t annoying as hell?
Thats it for today!

Aren’t they great!? I don’t think so, they are both things I don’t understand. Their logic makes no sense. English can’t get it’s origins straight, and I“m pretty sure it has more than a couple of missing links. Mormons have a couple of missing links in the brain because they are FUCKING CRAZY!!. But either way, they are both things that we have to live with. I mean, you don’t see me going out on an English massacre now do you?… The Mormon mentality is punishment enough as it is, I’m guessing I’ll just have to not do anything to them… for now ( insert evil sinister look here, and let the conjuring of things begin!).

Bye bye for now!

Well no, not really, but it’s sure as hell close to it! If you don’t know what I’m talking about well then get your head out of your ear and listen up! I recently decided (well zebobbybird did most of it) to start up a new funny! I’m not going to say anything yet but all I’m going to say is that if you’re having problems in your math class, it’s sure to help! And do you know why No? Well that sucks. Because it’s going to be called Maths! With an “s”!!! So it’s kind of plural but it’s not because there are no words in math! Get it? No? Well you can go crawl in a hole and die then… no not really, I was just kidding about that last part…

Au Revoir bitches!

Hahaha, yet another video on how mormons are not right in the head…

It’s pretty sad to tell you the truth…

So recently I had a guitar concert, it sucked, I played backstage in the choir room when it was over then I went home. The End.