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I just can’t get over how shitty the food is at theme parks. It’s like they make it shitty on purpose just to make you look like a dumb ass for paying the outrageous entry price into the park. This weekend I went down to L.A. for this thing and magically decided to go to Universal Studios: Hollywoodland! The price to get in wasn’t that bad I have to say. It was about around $50 dollars US… I think, but I can understand that at least they don’t try to jew you out of your money (Disneyland cough cough, around 100 dollars US) because they only actually good rides were the Jurassic Park and Revenge of the Mummy ( I went on the Mummy ride like 4 times) and that’s about it. But at Disneyland and pretty much every other themepark the food is shit. Like do they not want us to go back? If that was the only factor I wouldn’t go back. Disneyland sucks anyway once you hit puberty anyways. Then all you think about is boobs and masturbating. :)

Editor’s Note:
Agreed!
wait, you were in LA all of last week?
…fucker…

Aren’t they great!? I don’t think so, they are both things I don’t understand. Their logic makes no sense. English can’t get it’s origins straight, and I“m pretty sure it has more than a couple of missing links. Mormons have a couple of missing links in the brain because they are FUCKING CRAZY!!. But either way, they are both things that we have to live with. I mean, you don’t see me going out on an English massacre now do you?… The Mormon mentality is punishment enough as it is, I’m guessing I’ll just have to not do anything to them… for now ( insert evil sinister look here, and let the conjuring of things begin!).

Bye bye for now!

Well no, not really, but it’s sure as hell close to it! If you don’t know what I’m talking about well then get your head out of your ear and listen up! I recently decided (well zebobbybird did most of it) to start up a new funny! I’m not going to say anything yet but all I’m going to say is that if you’re having problems in your math class, it’s sure to help! And do you know why No? Well that sucks. Because it’s going to be called Maths! With an “s”!!! So it’s kind of plural but it’s not because there are no words in math! Get it? No? Well you can go crawl in a hole and die then… no not really, I was just kidding about that last part…

Au Revoir bitches!

Hahaha, yet another video on how mormons are not right in the head…

It’s pretty sad to tell you the truth…

So recently I had a guitar concert, it sucked, I played backstage in the choir room when it was over then I went home. The End.