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Theme park food is the best!!!

10 June 2009, 23:59

I just can’t get over how shitty the food is at theme parks. It’s like they make it shitty on purpose just to make you look like a dumb ass for paying the outrageous entry price into the park. This weekend I went down to L.A. for this thing and magically decided to go to Universal Studios: Hollywoodland! The price to get in wasn’t that bad I have to say. It was about around $50 dollars US… I think, but I can understand that at least they don’t try to jew you out of your money (Disneyland cough cough, around 100 dollars US) because they only actually good rides were the Jurassic Park and Revenge of the Mummy ( I went on the Mummy ride like 4 times) and that’s about it. But at Disneyland and pretty much every other themepark the food is shit. Like do they not want us to go back? If that was the only factor I wouldn’t go back. Disneyland sucks anyway once you hit puberty anyways. Then all you think about is boobs and masturbating. :)

Editor’s Note:
wait, you were in LA all of last week?

Mr. Smilie, Staff-Adore (Possible Pothead)



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