Well, as you may know, eBay has been around the internetz for over 10 years. If you dont know what eBay is that means your a fucking moron who probably has no knowledge of what Internet is or who probably spends too much time sitting in front of a typewriter because apparently your boss told you that they had to cut some costs and went back to a typewriter because computers use too much power.
Anywaysss… I think eBay is kind of addicting if you have extra money to spend, or even if you are looking for GREAT DEALS ON HOOKERS or trying to find a way to buy a wife or a date. Anyway just to let you know, I know of someone who tried buying hookers but apparently they dont sell THAT kinda of hookers. This is my first post and Im not in the mood of writing too much or to even make sense of what Im writing, a reason why is that Im not getting payed for it because the owner of this website is too busy eating his SUPER BIG ASS FRIES from Carls Jr. Hahahaha JK, well anyway, you’ll be seeing me here more often (I hope) if I get paid enough to post here.
OK bye.
We (and by we, i mean i because mr.smilie claims that not only can he not draw for shit, but also, drawing for long periods of time will have negative repercussions on his “`bating” hand.) Have been hard at work with our new unnamed project which is on schedule, and will most likely be up on the website some time during mid-to-late july. We are aiming for early july, however, both you and i know thats not gonna happen.
In case you want to know what we are doing, please stay posted, however, i can reveal this much right now:
The art style is very similar to that of 1940’s pro War posters, and 1950’s advertisements.
The comic will be Full Color (24 bits, fuck you, you don’t get 32 bits!)
Unlike our previouse comics which usually have a set size (bullshitters H200W700, Designers H400-600W400) The images will be on a more free-flow format, made from various small small frames.
The story is somewhat of a spy/cop/corporate/detective/action-comedy/sci-fi story. Trust me, it will make near-perfect sense when we release it. The story will also start in either four or five arcs (merging is still on the table as only 3 of the arcs are ready) one arc will consist of flashbacks, another will consist of what happened earlier “today” and the other what is happening in the present time. the other one or two will be character development.
spoiler alert highlight to see: Two people either fall or are pushed off of a building, one of them dies.
that about covers our developments, so please come back and check it out.
BTW here is some art which is similar to the style that will be used here.
From: http://www3.eou.edu/hist06/Pictures.html
From: Wikipedia (by J.C. Leyendecker)
From: AmericanArtArchives.com (by Dean Cornwell)
Stuff like this, but shitty, because, seriously pulling off twenty pages worth, then publishing them and converting them to a format that is suitable to host on our website (which, due to technical errors, laziness mostly, we have a vertical limit of 400pix width without screwing up other stuff on the site.) takes an assload of time! also, im lazy.
So, we finally found someone to pay the bills, which is a good thing, because i need money for games. I need money for games, and the people who are willing to pay the bills like video games, so its all good, i bet you have never seen a website like this one! If your a gamer or a computer nerd, you know how hard it is to find t-shirts that fit you, its pretty easy, but every time you buy a shirt its like “Kahlua” or “Triple G Pimp” what the fuck are you doing with a cholo shirt? so finally i found a place where this whole problem dissolves. Split Reason dedicates itself to selling clothes that match our personalities! Wanna get something that says linux is awsome, split reason is the answer, wanna get something that shows your achievements, split reason is the answer, wanna a shirt that doubles as a manual for killing zombies? Split reason is the answer! So get yer Split Reason Clothing Today!
Dude, that should be the name of a superhero!
But enough of that, a major update was done today, the old “Bullshitters” Archive is up, and later today (i wont break this promise, Promise!) a new Bullshitters will be up, you can read these old strips and the more recent ones by clicking on the comics section on the left. (your left, not my left.)
