eNVy Comics!

You are a dumb ass, that is all.

Wait, what the hell am i thinking, thats not all! im pissed! If You buy this magazine you are a fucking moron, honestly, you wanna hear some gossip, wiretap your neighbor’s phone. If you dont have the money or the skill to do that try to find out who all those men that your coworker talks to are, find out if your boss is having an affair, and then blackmail that sumbitch, if you are single, guarantee that your boss is having an affair through any means necessary and then black mail that sumbitch. Fuck those magazines! they are stupid, they are a waste of time, do you really need to know about people who have a sixth degree connection to your life, people who have no real effect on your personal life? You wanna read something good, read the news paper, its cheaper, its daily, and its everywhere. Fucking gossipers “ooh kevin bacon is dating so and so and bitchany spears is doing so and so.” why do you care, celebrities are not important, they are professionals. they are just doing a job! thats all! When i watch a movie, i see actors as the props of directors, producers and writers, who do the real jobs, i also say that for the runners, the sound guys, and lighting guys who have to get yelled at by some arrogant piece of shit all day. Seriously, put the bullshit down, you are slowing down the progress of society, fuck tmz, and fuck you if you watch it!

I must say, this is unusual, usually, i don’t drink coffee in the mornings, mainly because i dont have time to brew a cup, i always thought that those extra ten minutes of sleep would be more important, but i never went to school with coffee on the brain, i know that seems unusual and immature, but i usually only have coffee on the weekends. today was the exception! I never felt more focused in any of my classes! Well, that covers that. Now, i should really be doing english homework.
But, before i leave:

So, i updated the site slogan with, guess what, JavaScript! So now, every day the site slogan changes by itself, providing you a useless amount of kibitz.
Enjoy,

It’s good to be back in a brand new server that allows us to make moneys, soon this place will be jam packed with ads! not really, just enough to pay the bills. which are gonna be like ten bucks a year, so not that many adds.
The Bullshitters! will be up shortly along with newer American Capital and possibly some other new comics.
We now have a new staff writer, Carlos Payen who is going to be knee deep in xbox live action! he is my liaison to the world of games. Wait, liaison that sounds kind of gay, or french, im not sure, either way i dont like it, how about instead we call him my partner, wait thats worst! how about Editor! like news paper editor, you know the guy in charge. i like that one.