eNVy Comics!

Today we are announcing the return of The Bullshitters!! which was on hiatus for a while being i’m lazy. Anyway, if you haven’t seen the previous BS comics, don’t worry about it, you can just start from season 3. Anyway, the first comic from this story arch will be put up on friday at 6pm Pacific Standard Time. I don’t know what time that is in GMT, but i feel like i should, since a standard global time is a good idea.

Anyway, in the mean time, i leave you with this.

◱ 2048×1536 | 1280×960 | 1024×768 | CRxAP

p.s. notice how there is an empty space in the image where a small animal of some sort would fit, say a cat, or a fox.

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Penny for the guy?

I know, you Americans wont care, unless you saw V for Vendetta.

BTW, thanks to the anons. at twocansandstring.com that showed this to me.

In a related note its mah birthday this week.

PS also, there was an election or something like that.

We have added links to some of our other projects, and to cool websites at the top right of your screen where it says “stuff we do”. (for mac users it should be up, on the side where your drawing hand is.) Anyway, i recommend you check those links out. Also, we are going to add links to stuff we like soon. But for the time being, those links are up. If you are wondering what they are, essentially its projects that we have done or work, or stuff related to our website.
here is an explanation of the Stuff We Do:

TheMericaPedia:
The 100% All American Pure Beef Patty Encyclopedia provides you the most unbiased American wiki ever made ever! Its a parody of conservapedia.com, which you should check out if you need a laugh.

Don’t Panic:
Don’t Panic is a ska band from Reno, NV. Possibly the best ska band to have ever risen out of the soil that is Reno. (that title is given to them because as far as i know, they are the only ska band in reno that isnt ska-core.) With a great lineup of musicians that will shake the Richter scale with beat like none other, but don’t panic.

LV Studios:
They run a website that makes websites that make websites. Also, they make some animations and cartoons. Ohh… and hold some of our files that dont fit in our puny server. Check them out if you need a laugh or need some web developement advice from the pros.

Christian White for Congress:
He’s the man we’d vote for if he was running in Nevada. In a world ruled by “spendocrats” this Teabagger candidate has made it clear that he hates mexicans, hates gays, hates everyone that isnt white and protestant, and most importantly will not rest for your second amendment rights till you can buy uranium ammo for your fully automatic missile launcher.

eNVy on Facebook:
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Well, i hope you enjoy our links, and check them out. If you don’t, kindly go to your kitchen, or local produce supplier and obtain a large cucumber. Then proceed to have intercourse with it.

Fuck… fuck, fuck, fuck…

So today I recently found out that technology sucks ass, balls, and hairy vagina’s. The reason for this is because you can’t get away in life without being thrown into the slammer for a simple DDOS program, or for having a terabyte worth of pirated programs, CP, and music… my copy of M$ Win. VII isn’t pirated, I just got a great deal on it for $30!… And not to mention all of the fucking updates… We should be able to time travel, back to a time where there was no technology and not a care in the world. Back to the Stone Age (that being the time before the internet… some time around the ’70s… back in ‘namm), a time where no one had to worry about catching a virus for searching around for some pr0nz, and you could do all the drugs that your body could take, and fuck any bitch that you wanted, a time before malware and other shit like that… Anywayz, back to the real issue at hand… Blasphemy! Ludicrous efforts from M$ to jew us out of your moniez!! Aahhh! Those fuckers… They’re going to pay, fuck that shit, SACRIFICE TIME!!!! Yeah! Yippee! Walk into a church while mass is in session with a baby goat (also known as a kid… yea…), take that sucker up to the altar, slit it’s throat, draw a fat pentagram in the center of the place with its spewing blood, and start chanting demoniacally, that way you’ll get labeled as a heretic for sure! Excommunication here we come!

Ladies and gentlebitches! Today i present to you the most controvercial image we have ever created! Though it does not contain nudity, it reeks of dogma and to the Christian mind is more insulting than hardcore gay pornography.

Now, i am sure you have all seen Ichthys, better known as the jesus fish. Well, i assume that you have also seen its parodies, including the FSM one, and the more famous Darwin one. Well, i came to the conclusion that the only way we could breed a superior jesus fish parody is if we combined the genese of other parodies together, by letting them mate, and see which are the superior offspring. Without further adue, i pressent:

Darwin Mounting Jebus:

Also, this image is available under Creative Commons, which means feel free to make copies and similar works!

Darwin mounting jebus by Victor “zebobbybird” Mendoza is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.