Fuck… fuck, fuck, fuck…

So today I recently found out that technology sucks ass, balls, and hairy vagina’s. The reason for this is because you can’t get away in life without being thrown into the slammer for a simple DDOS program, or for having a terabyte worth of pirated programs, CP, and music… my copy of M$ Win. VII isn’t pirated, I just got a great deal on it for $30!… And not to mention all of the fucking updates… We should be able to time travel, back to a time where there was no technology and not a care in the world. Back to the Stone Age (that being the time before the internet… some time around the ’70s… back in ‘namm), a time where no one had to worry about catching a virus for searching around for some pr0nz, and you could do all the drugs that your body could take, and fuck any bitch that you wanted, a time before malware and other shit like that… Anywayz, back to the real issue at hand… Blasphemy! Ludicrous efforts from M$ to jew us out of your moniez!! Aahhh! Those fuckers… They’re going to pay, fuck that shit, SACRIFICE TIME!!!! Yeah! Yippee! Walk into a church while mass is in session with a baby goat (also known as a kid… yea…), take that sucker up to the altar, slit it’s throat, draw a fat pentagram in the center of the place with its spewing blood, and start chanting demoniacally, that way you’ll get labeled as a heretic for sure! Excommunication here we come!