As we all know, taking a fatty shit is a private moment. I for one like shit-ing. Your poop can tell you all sorts of interesting facts about your body and what you’re lacking in the diet area. And it can tell you just how fucked up your colon(el) is. Fucked up colons are bad! I hear they suck and you will have to get another one. It’s like having a piece of pie. If you eat it all you wont have any left for later. But if you throw it back up and take the pieces together, you have a brand spanking new shiny piece of pie! How great is that! Which brings me to my next point. Slapping a piece of cheese cake (it’s actually a pie, the guy who named it must have had the munchies and got confused when naming it because drugs will do that to you) in a milk shake is da chit! The cheese cake flavor really packs a punch when drinking it, or slurping it, what ever you do (it also depends how thou makest it). Tis a gift from the heavens!
Poop and what it should mean to you...
29 July 2009, 12:00

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