My fellow Themericans, Today i was catching up on the news, as i usually do… by skimming through the boards and blogs out there on the internet, because as we all know, the internet is absolutely true in every way. and eventually i went to Yahoo! News, and while i was pondering as to whether i should actually read the news, or simply go about criticizing people without any proof like any good christian would do, i came across an article that really got my attention. People have been questioning Obama’s birth certificate. Damn right they should, because after all, every US president that was not born in America has done nothing but caused wars, created intolerance, and destroyed the nations economy. I mean, come on, there is absolutely no way that this guy is American! Yeah, he is only half-black, and he does have white relatives, but that proves shit! I mean, you know its not really that hard for somebody to break into the social security office, get a fake birth certificate, along with all accompanying paperwork and then getting a notary to sign it. I mean, if a mexican can do it, why not a half black half white guy in Hawaii. It’s a conspiracy i tell you, He’s not actually african american, he is actually an illegal mexican immigrant, and the democrats are trying to keep it all under wraps, thats exactly why they are trying to keep all those mexicans here in the US, otherwise there beloved leader gets deported and then the republicans have the upper hand…
well, not for another couple of years, but wait till 2012 and they will win the election…
well, actually the last guy fucked up pretty bad, anyway, wait till 2016, and BAM! gee oh pee all the way!

Source (so you know its real!)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090728/ap_on_re_us/us_obama_birth_certificate