We have added links to some of our other projects, and to cool websites at the top right of your screen where it says “stuff we do”. (for mac users it should be up, on the side where your drawing hand is.) Anyway, i recommend you check those links out. Also, we are going to add links to stuff we like soon. But for the time being, those links are up. If you are wondering what they are, essentially its projects that we have done or work, or stuff related to our website.
here is an explanation of the Stuff We Do:
TheMericaPedia:
The 100% All American Pure Beef Patty Encyclopedia provides you the most unbiased American wiki ever made ever! Its a parody of conservapedia.com, which you should check out if you need a laugh.
Don’t Panic:
Don’t Panic is a ska band from Reno, NV. Possibly the best ska band to have ever risen out of the soil that is Reno. (that title is given to them because as far as i know, they are the only ska band in reno that isnt ska-core.) With a great lineup of musicians that will shake the Richter scale with beat like none other, but don’t panic.
LV Studios:
They run a website that makes websites that make websites. Also, they make some animations and cartoons. Ohh… and hold some of our files that dont fit in our puny server. Check them out if you need a laugh or need some web developement advice from the pros.
Christian White for Congress:
He’s the man we’d vote for if he was running in Nevada. In a world ruled by “spendocrats” this Teabagger candidate has made it clear that he hates mexicans, hates gays, hates everyone that isnt white and protestant, and most importantly will not rest for your second amendment rights till you can buy uranium ammo for your fully automatic missile launcher.
eNVy on Facebook:
Keep up with our sporadic update schedule (which is more of a crumbled napkin on the ground than a schedule) and send us some love by joining our facebook page. Share your thoughts, or tell us we suck with the convenience of simple clickage.
Well, i hope you enjoy our links, and check them out. If you don’t, kindly go to your kitchen, or local produce supplier and obtain a large cucumber. Then proceed to have intercourse with it.
As an atheist, people have asked me before “where do you get your morals from if you don’t have god to guide you?” It’s an excellent question, but felt it would be too hard to describe in words. Simply put, i live by a series of “rules” that are in place, which follow a certain logic to them that can be easily put in the form of flow charts.
The most basic of these “rules” in concept is what i call the “Harm to non-consenting parties rule,” or the “basic good/bad” rule for short.
This is basically what goes through my head when determining whether an action (performed by me or another party) is “good” or “bad.”
Given few or no other variables, that is basically what goes through my head when i’m making a decision. Ive learned that i can apply this to a broad number of situations, which include driving and its subset of actions, social activities and their subset of actions, behavior in public events and those subsets, and the creation or elimination of laws.
Here is an example of why i think banning smoking in bars and other locations is bad in many circumstances.
Well, its a basic idea…
At the same time, here is why i feel gay marriage should be legalized.
Yeah, to answer your question, i was sleepy and in the mood for flow charts.
Oh, also, before i forget, them flow charts, yeah feel free to make copies.
Basic good/bad flow chart. by Victor Mendoza is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available by contacting zebobbybird@gmail.com.
Despite dictionaries being available at every book retailer, encyclopedias available at every public library, and gigabytes of information available on the subject online (along with terabytes of sexy sexy porn) many still have the wring idea of what atheism actually is. Because i’m tired of answering these questions individually, and im very lazy, i have decided to create an atheist FACK. We call it FACK instead of FAQ because we usually dont get this stuff as questions, but mostly in derogatory statements. So instead of Frequently Asked Questions, we bring you a list of Frequently Affirmed Counterfactual Knowledge. But for the hell of keeping things uniform, we will keep this like a faq q&a.
Q: Is Atheism a religion?
A: No it’s not. A religion is organized and has some sort of structured belief or worship system. We have no belief in a god or gods and have no system of worship. We don’t go to atheist church on sunday or anything like that. Atheism simply means you don’t believe in god or gods.
Q: Why do atheists hate God?
A: We don’t hate god, we simply think he doesn’t exist. However many of us do hate religion, and many of us are simply neutral and accepting towards it. Since atheists are just people who do not believe in gods, we don’t have a unified belief system and are free to hate or enjoy what we want. This includes religion and holidays.
Q: You have no morals!
A: That wasn’t really a question, was it?
Q: No not really…
A: Can you rephrase that into a question?
Q: is it true that atheists have no morals?
A: Its false. We do have morals, they just arent based on a religious text. My morals, for instance are based on a set of rules and moral and cultural standards that are in place to promote the well being of the species in general. So, murdering someone would mean we have one less human and that is bad. Stealing would cause harm to a third party, and that is bad. Etc. We do have morals.
Q: Why are atheists so unhappy?
A: We find ourselves in the minority of a population. Fact is, we only make up at the most 16% of the american populace, while christians make up well over half. But most of us dont pick sides when it comes to religion, so really, its the atheists, and then every religion. So its a ratio of 16/84. of course we would be upset, when a large number of the population absolutely hates us. We can’t get elected into public office if word gets around that we are atheist. We are frowned upon by many.
Q: Is it true that you believe in reincarnation?
A: Though i guess technically, you can believe in reincarnation and not believe in god, we typically do not believe in such nonsense.
Q: So if god didn’t make you, then who did?
A: sigh Sometimes, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very very much… or went drinking heavily after prom, they decide to violently fuck each other. The man ejaculates into the woman’s vagina and then the sperm travels into the the uterus and goes into one of the woman’s eggs. The egg is then fertilized and turns into a cell with a full set of DNA. This cell then splits in half, with both halves now having a full set of the genes, and then they split in half, and they split in half, and they split in half… didnt your parents teach you this shit? Man no wonder you are so damn ignorant!
Q: Well, who made them?
A: Idunno. We can’t really know for sure without more research. Now if only, a certain group of people who like fairy tales would let us do some research, we might be able to find out for sure.
Q: Is it true that you worship satan?
A: Satan doesnt exist, so… no.
Q: How many of you sell your souls to satan on average?
A: None… Satan doesnt exist.
Q: How many times a week do you sacrifice babies?
A: None… why the hell would we sacrifice babies?
Q: Because you worship satan!
A: We don’t worship satan, as far as we are concerned, satanism is a branch of christianity. God doesnt exist and neither does satan.
Q: But then… I believe god is real, and so is satan. So by that logic…. you must either side with god or with satan… therefore you worship satan.
A: Ugh!! We don’t believe satan exists! Besides, even if your two imaginary friends were real, isnt there some grey area i could pick from? Say… like, you know picking a candidate? Like, maybe those who are into sodomy and god hating could vote satan and those who dont like getting laid ever could pick god.
Q: So you do worship satan.
A: NO WE DONT THINK SATAN EXISTS!!
Q: Fuck you, your going to hell and your going to burn there for eternity!!!
A: Thats not even a question and hell doesnt even exis — You know what, screw it, i tried… im done.
Read this
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki_Atheism_FAQ_for_the_Newly_Deconverted#Okay.2C_what_is_it_that_I.27m_supposed_to_believe_now.3F
im going home.
