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This is just a vid I found after I got distracted from doing homework…

I have just looked through all of the visitor logs just now and I have to say, DAMN! This site has really taken off (no, not really that was just sarcasm). It appears to me that really the only visitors the site has had were from myself and Zebobbybird. So does this site really suck that much that a retarded, inbred monkey that has been in countless scientific experiments and is now radioactive wouldn’t come in a million years? Well you tell me America, tell me the reason you so choose not to come and enjoy this angry rant, and take my bitching comments about you. You suck! (No you don’t, that was just for dramatic affect)

PS: You still suck…

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I were to smash my xbox 360 with my original (hella modded) xbox… It was pretty fun to mod my xbox, but it wasn’t fun to delete the dashboard and have the internal clock reset (those of you who have modded their boxes know what I’m talking about). It totally fucks you up. Especially with me because I also deleted the exploit files that it uses to mod it (piece of crap…) But in a way I kind of thank M$ for making such an exploitable console! And if I had a dollar for every dollar I have spent on porn over my whole entire life I would have approximately $0!! Yippee! Boy porn sure is fun I tell you!

My first keyboard I had was shitty as fuck. It was, or should I say it is (because I still have it), hella not good man. The second keyboard I ever had was on a Compaq notebook laptop thing, and I would say it was ok, I liked it anyway. The next keyboard I got is the one I am sing now to type this chit up. It’s on my ASUS laptop that totally pwns most other lappy tops today (as of 3/19/2009) and it’s awesome, it has function keys and everything! (I’m pretty sure that all other laptops have them but oh well). And I have a separate wireless keyboard that I use because I had my laptop connected to my LCD television set (I currently don’t at the moment because I returned it and I’m getting a bigger much better one, well… maybe not better, because it has 720p resolution and the smaller one I had [22”] was full1080p) and I just used it as my monitor to pwn nubs and play Halo and watch porn… especially the porn part… And I like the wireless one the best!! And I also watched the movie Twilight the other day on it and I was like “WHOA!!” when it ended because I thought that the ending sucked ass, they could have made it better. I obviously haven’t read the book. I hope you liked reading about my keyboards as much as I liked typing it (which wasn’t much to like…)!

Oh and I also forgot to add in, my wireless keyboard also has function keys!! So this makes me better than you!! Oh and it’s a Logitech.