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Cults and the Rest of the World

15 February 2011, 09:54

Describing something as extreme and suicidal isn’t the same as describing it as extremely suicidal…
such is the case in cults.. and cute puppies

Cults suck dick, they’re all crazy lunatic bastards whom of which have ‘daddy’ issues with Him.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you magically wound up in a mass cult suicide meeting, here are a few tips on how you can survive.

  1. Try to avoid eye contact with any of the other members as this will result in you being spotted from the rest and attacked from all angles.
  2. Just remember to not drink the Kool-Aide and you’ll be fine.
  3. And finally.. well, I don’t know what else…

Awesome,!! do you folks know what I just realized? I had an epiphany… Want me to tell you? You sure? I don’t think you’re really that sure.. Or that you even care.. OK! I’ll tell you anywayz!


That’s right! fucking vampires are technically considered dead, so they’re fucking zombies man!! Fucking great! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse I come around and ruin your day! Yup… Better make modifications to those zombie plans folks, as they need to compensate for a bloodthirsty bloodsucker sucking you off. (yea.. I just made a sex joke…)…

Mr. Smilie, Staff-Adore (Possible Pothead)



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