Do you ever wonder where the porn that’s not good enough (yea I know, the extra shitty ones, the ones that are the zenith of shit porn) to be uploaded onto the internet go? As many of you, I have wondered this. For countless years, more like hours, I have been pondering on this question now, and have come to the conclusion that it doesn’t. Yup, that’s right, it just doesn’t! It’s because of all the Mormons and Republicans, whom of which suck, that they suck.

I find that it’s a lot like taking a shit. If you have a laptop and surf the interwebs while relieving yourself. It’s the best shit (lolz, pun) ever! But when it finally comes down to it you think to yourself “wow, that sure was a waste of my time, I didn’t even have enough time to use the lappy top that well.

And then came along the crazy lunatics killing everything in sight whilst abiding by the Ten Holy and Devine Testaments of Him… (Does this sound like the Crusades too much?) Now which Catholic priest wants to touch me in my special spot!?

Smilie outsies!