Well, as you all know, that energy booze Four Loko is being banned all over the place. In case you have been bingeing on coffeebeer for the past few days and don’t even remember your name or happen to be very old, Four loko (translation: Cuatro Crazy) is a caffeinated energy beverage that has an alcohol content of about 12%, which about twice as much as a beer per ounce.
The FDA drink pyramid recommends 12 servings of Four Loko a day.
These men would be typical Four Loko drinkers, if they werent dead and/or bankrupt.
As hilarious as these videos of guys blowing up watermelons with gasoline are, the fact is they are not adept to live in the modern world. In fact, these guys are the guys who “hook up” with “the beezies” and dont bring “no rubber, yo.” That means that they impregnate these “beezies” and pass down their stupid. BUT if we let them drink Four Loko, they are that much more likely to die of alcohol poisoning or something related. The sooner they die, the less likely they are to reproduce and the less likely they are to contaminate the human gene-pool with their stupidity if it has a genetic cause.
This is something that should be applied across the board when it comes to Nanny laws. We need to get rid of stupid people, and killing them would just be crazy. Instead, we should just let those lemurs jump off that metaphorical cliff by letting them drinking four loko and paint thinners. As long as these actions cause no loss or harm to third parties (funeral homes and county coroners excluded) then there is nothing wrong with letting them die.
