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Describing something as extreme and suicidal isn’t the same as describing it as extremely suicidal…
such is the case in cults.. and cute puppies

Cults suck dick, they’re all crazy lunatic bastards whom of which have ‘daddy’ issues with Him.

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you magically wound up in a mass cult suicide meeting, here are a few tips on how you can survive.

1. Try to avoid eye contact with any of the other members as this will result in you being spotted from the rest and attacked from all angles.
2. Just remember to not drink the Kool-Aide and you’ll be fine.
3. And finally.. well, I don’t know what else…

Awesome,!! do you folks know what I just realized? I had an epiphany… Want me to tell you? You sure? I don’t think you’re really that sure.. Or that you even care.. OK! I’ll tell you anywayz!

FUCKING VAMPIRES ARE ZOMIBES!!!

That’s right! fucking vampires are technically considered dead, so they’re fucking zombies man!! Fucking great! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse I come around and ruin your day! Yup… Better make modifications to those zombie plans folks, as they need to compensate for a bloodthirsty bloodsucker sucking you off. (yea.. I just made a sex joke…)…

We don’t talk about cool gadgets enough `round here. So instead, watch this video.

The video was submitted to us by nfhslugger, and when asked about his green laser, he had this to comment:

Well I bought it at Budgetgadgets.com. Their customer service and english is terrible (China based) and the shipping took about a month. I got interested in these things after seeing some videos by a well-known user named styropyro. After looking around online a bit I decided I would buy the 100mW green focusable laser found here: http://www.budgetgadgets.com/focusable-green-beam-laser-pointer-flashlight-ag1006-50mw100mw150mw200mw-p-7135.html
I bought some rechargeable batts to go with it since they tend to last 2 or 3 days before dying and are very expensive. I almost thought it wasnt going to come because of their lack of shipment tracking, but then it came 1 month minus 1 day since the date I ordered it. I turned it on and said two words, one of which was “Holy”. And here is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtRcL2iGEv8

If you want to check out the rest of the vids, just follow the link provided up err.

As of 3:54 pm today, MoonDay, the 17th of january, of his holy year 2011, we officially own envycomics.org and envycomics.net. Trying to access this website through our old envy.usa.gs thing will result in you being sent to some european website written in some kind of mexican language.

Also, with that, we now have themericapedia.us the most american of all tlds. Also, that tld is cheaper.