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TAR.GZ found in beaches.

14 May 2010, 02:36

Thanks to the oil spill we now have tarballs all over our southern coast. Now, i wish the universe had linux running on it, though its so glitchy i always assumed it was microsoft.

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Normally...

23 September 2009, 22:06

… This website doesn’t talk about current events, but i think i need to bring this to the attention of everyone.

A few days ago, a man in the metro (subway) system in mexico city opened fire, after a police officer tried to apprehend him for tagging a billboard on the subway system. This didn’t really hit me as harsh, but what happened next for some reason is looming in my conscious, that’s another thing this website doesn’t do very often, talk about personal things that are serious and not funny. Another man, who’s name i haven’t been able to find in any news articles was also shot, this man in white tried to disarms the guy who was shooting, and he was shot. You might want to see what you can find on the net out there. I’ve seen reports about people being shot before, blah blah, but. Death doesn’t really shock me that much anymore, but for some reason this man in white’s death did. Ive seen blood soaked corpses of gang members on the news, and ive seen people shot in my own school (though no one died) but this death is still looming in my mind, maybe it’s because the man in white risked his own skin for the better of everyone else, he was the good, and he died. He tried to stop someone, and there he is. Forgotten. He didn’t have to do it, yet he did try to stop a man with a gun even though he was unarmed. I guess the saddest part is that no one will ever really know who this man was. I really don’t know why i’m still thinking about it, but its there, and it hurts.

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Funny shit I encountered today

31 July 2009, 23:49

Today, as i was doing a homework for my online history class, i encountered this question:
Question 15 of 15 5.00 Points Unit 5: Road to the Revolutionary War Homework #2: Events Leading to War
What famous thing did Samuel Adams do?

A. He produced the first beer in the colonies
B. He organized a boycott of British goods
C. He led the British troops in the Boston Massacre
D. He was a Virginia delegate to both Continental Congresses

I almost answered A!

Later that same day, i did a google image search on the word shlick. Google also recomended Fap as a related search term.
(clean) http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&q=shlick&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=20
So i guess people who look up shlick like to fap?

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A notice to those who won't Care

1 July 2009, 18:41

I started Classes today, so the comic updates will be slower than usual (which is pretty fucking slow) and will occur less often, but come on, please stick with me.

Ohh… and Fuck American History!

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smilie's house!

27 June 2009, 01:10

right now, with the exception of one member of our writing staff, all of us are at smilie’s house. All of us are male, and all of us are spending the night here. since there are no spare beds here, we are going to have to sleep on the couch OR spoon. smilie is going to be the little spoon, primsu is going to be the big spoon, and i am the ladle, also there is a black guy here who is the snow shovel. quite unfortunate. miguel, who has wisely chosen to sleep on the couch is a fork. that makes him a little bitch, for not spooning.

Shun the non-conformist, SHUN!!

also, miguel kept rubbing his foot against me, which was gross. so decided to sit on facebook. that’ll show him who is the dominant male.
smilie just slapped primsu on a sun burn, and now they are trying to kill eachother with a floppy butter knife.

jesuse christ, this turned into a blog post realy quickly, which sucks.

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