Ahoy there me hearties!
Today be talk like a Pirate Day, Yarr! A day for celebration and the drinking of libations of the holiest of all beverages, RUM!! Also, today be considered the holliest of hollies of holidays for thee followers of the Flying Dutchman Spaghetti Monster. This be a day to celebrate Yarr!! O`er there is plenty of rum, there sure be plenty o’ scurvy pirates to celebrate!
Yarr!! in FSM Heaven there be plenty o’ salty sea wenches and a factory to produce them all. Along with a Volcano `o Rum!
Please enjoy this day as it was ment to be enjoyed!
Flat out drunk surrounded by salty wenches!
Yarrr!
Dismiss the chart with scientificky numbers above:
WE all know it, it’s EVIL, and there is proof!
What happened when California legalized it? Boom! Bankruptcy! and I’m sure it had nothing to do with the housing market collapsing there first, that had nothing to do with it. it was an act of god, god made shwarzeneger
shwartzanager
schnauzernigger
…The Governator fuck the budget in the bung-hole. (which is now legal in nine states)
Think about it, what other States have legalized gay marriage? New Jersey? The countries trash-can?
Or how about Colorado? Remember reading that article about how God went to Colorado and blew the shit out of the capital the day gay marriage was legalized there? Probably not, because SATAN came in and got rid of all the newspaper articles (which most of the population of New Jersey are unable to read.) so that no one would know god was the one that blew up Denver. Cuz, Satan is covering for God, who was involved in a Ménage à troist with Republican Mike Duvall, and Berlusconi that weekend in DENVER. And remember when Satan went to Washington D.C. and started punching random old ladies and cute little baby kittens when Gay Marriage was legalized there? I’m telling you, even though there is absolutely no proof whatsoever, god and satan are going to double team The United States, the most best country in the world, if we ever legalize gay marriage. They already started doing this, Do you know why only 10% or less of the population is gay? Ever heard of spontaneous combustion, where people randomly catch fire and blow up? That is GOD Smiting supporters of gay marriage, ignore all those scientific facts about blood pressure, their years of research can’t prove dick. Because we all know its god. Thats why god smote the southern states with hurricane Katrina, because everyone knows that the south is the most liberal part of the country. And thats why it’s usually Republican politicians who are involved with sex scandals, because everyone knows that people like Larry Craig ® are hardcore liberals who would want nothing more but to legalize gay marriage so that god releases all his nukes from Russia and kills America.
I was a little tired and hungry when i wrote this, so excuse the normal eloquence that is missing from this article.
I would like to apologize for the unexpected hiatus of Teh Designers, fucking history just blows horse cock. Anyway, please enjoy this brand new and complimentary comic of Teh Designers! BTW, there is going to be another comic tomorrow.
I have been too lazy to draw the next Teh Designers, so instead i bring you a non-sequential Teh Designers, but don’t forget, Mr.Smilie is still stuck in the black and white cornfield, and is probably planning (really?) his escape as we speak.
There are very few people who will get this joke. (insert transition sentence here.) We will be adding in two new characters.
