Ahoy there me hearties!
Today be talk like a Pirate Day, Yarr! A day for celebration and the drinking of libations of the holiest of all beverages, RUM!! Also, today be considered the holliest of hollies of holidays for thee followers of the Flying Dutchman Spaghetti Monster. This be a day to celebrate Yarr!! O`er there is plenty of rum, there sure be plenty o’ scurvy pirates to celebrate!
Yarr!! in FSM Heaven there be plenty o’ salty sea wenches and a factory to produce them all. Along with a Volcano `o Rum!
Please enjoy this day as it was ment to be enjoyed!
Flat out drunk surrounded by salty wenches!
Yarrr!