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And all i got was parodies of Barrack Obama, claiming that he is an idiot because he uses a prompter. Wait a minute, didn’t the last president also use a prompter, and didn’t HE still manage to fuck it up?
I mean at least the new guy has yet to fuck it up.
I think all these people making fun of obama have greatly misunderestimated him.

Hey everybody, as the title says, I have opened a new blog on my site (www.lvstudios.net).

First of all I wanna keep clear that Im not trying in any way to “compete” with zebob’s blog since we’re going to deal with different topics. I will keep contributing with this blog so dont expect me to be gone, unless zebob decides to close my account lol.

Anyways, you can access it throught the website above or through this link: www.lvstudios.net/lvblog

The blog is also viewable from any mobile device that can access the internet. Im still working on tweaking some aspects of it, so if it looks crappy for now, it will only be for a short time. If you have any constructive suggestions, please leave a comment under the Welcome post, and dont worry, i keep the same policy as zebob, i wont sell your info haha.

Editor’s Note 3 July 2009 6:50p
Competition is bad, and as such, HVG will now work from our bomb-proof torture dungeon, upside-down and bleeding.

Well as some of you may know, I work in an electronic manufacturing company. So… the other day (as usual) I was using the AOI (Automated Optical Inspection) machine, which basically checks electronic boards for defects after coming out of an SMT oven or after having the thru-hole parts installed.

Anyways, as I was going through the last board just skipping parts (since most of them were good), I come by this peculiar defect, which turned out to be some small fly-looking bug that thought that taking a ride on the conveyor of the machine would be fun, at the cost of making my job harder since it took me one more second to finish that board, or maybe more since I took this screenshot.

I will only post the link to the image to avoid messing zebob’s blog format:
http://lvstudios.net/images/defect.JPG

If you want more info about what SMT or Thru-hole components are, just google them, dont be a lazy ass fag.

*The board design and parts are property of their respective owners, which identity I will not disclose to protect their privacy.

RIP Jeff Goldblum.
there is no better example on how misinformation and stupidity can screw us over than the examples created on twitter.
This week we saw jeff goldblum’s corpse right before our eyes attack poor old colbert ON TV. now, either one of two things, either:
A) Mr.Smilie was right, and i should have made a zombie plan when i had the chance or
B) Mass conformity, rumors, and misinformation can really fuck us up.

jeff Goldblum was being twatted about all over twitter, claims of his death where created by a man named only John as a prank intended for only two people, friends.
http://johnskelton.blogspot.com/
at least thats what john says (and because its blogspot you know its true!)
eventually this prank hit its peak when the Today show in Australia reported him as confirmed dead!
i will now attempt the same prank, but with robert pattinson, aka edward the sexy vampire all the highschool girls want to fuck (instead of me, a real person.) so i have requested a “favor” and under chef joes account (envychefjoe on twitter) there will be a couple of announcements saying that robert pattinson is in deed dead, with links to fake articles! why am I doing this, since i have no friends and therefore, have no one to prank? publicity, fuck, we have no viewers, and guess what we need viewers!

So, good bye Robert, hello hundreds of IPs that i will sell to a chinese spam company viewers!

The cool thing about twitter is that there are so many stupid teenagers that dont know any better, and they will tell a friend, and they tell a friend and so on, until about the sixth time this happens Kevin Bacon reads about it, denies it and everyone ignores him, then its talked about on blogs, tv, etc, and viola, i get hits!

update 13 minutes later
it worked!

As of 4:00pm pacific we have a working Forum, sign up for it to get our quarterly news letter, post and chat with other people!

Also, we are working on a way to create a reward system, but don’t expect the reward system to be up and running till next year.

You can get to the forum by clicking on the top-left link that says forum… its above comedy