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Due to the recent enslaving of our writing staff by our lovable alien overlords, we will not publish our typical April Fool’s joke this year as our masters and ever caring overlords say that it is not part of their culture and find it offensive. They say that instead we should celebrate Kalanue (Overlordy for War Rape), a holiday that they would celebrate on alternating April 2nd, where the Kaiser (elected unquestionable leader) of our masters, the Overlords, would spin a globe, and declare war on a smaller nation, and not call the troupes back until every last SwineHound (enemy of the Kaiser) was raped violently.

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So, here is a little bit we are going to call Around the Interwebs. Essentially, these are going to be bi-monthly posts on shit we have found online. Nothing special, articles may or may not be new and will vary in nature. They could be news, images, videos, rantings, or other useless stuff, but we will try to follow a pattern.

In the News
PWN2OWN PWNS CHROME
Few people attempted it, but alas, chrome is not bullet-proof. Anyway, here is a fun read for the Tech Savvy.

GAMAGE
Ten Games that make you think.
In the world of high tech games, here is a list of ten flash games that are really worth the time.

WEB ARTICLE
Dating made doable
For those of you in search for a dedicated mate, here is an article sent to me by Mr. Smilie. Not sure if he was implying that I was bad with women.
Long-shot dating made doable by Matt Schneiderman

OUT OF NORM
URL Hunter – A game played in the URL Bar.
This little game is quite unusual, because you play it in the fucking URL BAR!

VIDEO
So bad it’s good.
Finally, incase you haven’t heard the atrocity that is Rebbecca Black’s “Friday,” and you happen to be a masochist, now is your chance.

Saying the Video is bad does not describe it, so here is a sociological analysis provided by the highly respected Encyclopedia Dramatica community.

Blah Blah Blah, Just scroll down to the video if you don’t want to read
As you may have heard, lest you have spent the last week or so of your lackluster life under some sort of large object made of sediment and various compressed minerals, the two new versions of pokemon were recently released.
Versions Black and White, which were both released on March 6th (unless you live in japan, where you may have bought the game in mid 2010.) and feature awesome graphics (for the DS) and decent sound (for the DS) along with over 100 new pokemon to catch, train and send off to in illegal underground Torchic/Combusken fights (or Growlithe if you are Micheal Vick.)
Well, anyway, a friend of mine was playing Pokemon Black, while we were in class supposedly taking notes on a lecture about essays, and the game made me reminisce a bit about when i used play pokemon. I Stopped playing when there was still only 150. Yes, those were the good old days when the creators of pokemon were in cahoots with the satan. Remember that? Especially if your family was of spanish speaking origin, seriously, its like the only thing they talked about on the Univision News, and telemundo had its share too! Well, anyway, two days ago i was playing online, and someone started mic spamming funny shit. Among them, the Power Rangers intro, music from Super Mario Bros. 3 for the nintendo, and finally, this little beauty…

It has been a while since i laughed that hard.

Virtual Dice is a small program we came up with for those times when a d20 is nowhere in sight.

To check it out just click on the image of the dice above.

Also, feel free to edit the crap out of that thing if you know javascript.